22 lines
1.1 KiB
TypeScript
22 lines
1.1 KiB
TypeScript
import { HandlerContext } from "$fresh/server.ts";
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// Jokes courtesy of https://punsandoneliners.com/randomness/programmer-jokes/
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const JOKES = [
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"Why do Java developers often wear glasses? They can't C#.",
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"A SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables and says “can I join you?”",
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"Wasn't hard to crack Forrest Gump's password. 1forrest1.",
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"I love pressing the F5 key. It's refreshing.",
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"Called IT support and a chap from Australia came to fix my network connection. I asked “Do you come from a LAN down under?”",
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"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.",
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"Why are assembly programmers often wet? They work below C level.",
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"My favourite computer based band is the Black IPs.",
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"What programme do you use to predict the music tastes of former US presidential candidates? An Al Gore Rhythm.",
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"An SEO expert walked into a bar, pub, inn, tavern, hostelry, public house.",
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];
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export const handler = (_req: Request, _ctx: HandlerContext): Response => {
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const randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * JOKES.length);
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const body = JOKES[randomIndex];
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return new Response(body);
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};
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